The Greatest Story I ever told - Information Super Bullshit

I think studying science is a good way to get into fields like history. The reason is, you learn what an argument means, you learn what evidence is, you learn what makes sense to postulate and when, what's going to be convincing. You internalize the modes of rational inquiry, which happen to be much more advanced in the sciences than anywhere else. On the other hand, applying relativity theory to history isn't going to get you anywhere. So it's a mode of thinking.

The above is a quote from the evil information conspiracy known as the Wikipedia.  They are the words of anarchy.  OK wait they are the words of an anarchist.  One of the most quoted and referred to anarchists, or people for that matter, the evil tyrant Noam Chomsky.  OK he never managed to take over the world so tyrant is pushing it, lets slap another label on him and see if it sticks.  Dissident, yah that’s a good one.

This guy is a criminal for sure, he opposes war and stupidity, so right off the bat he should have been locked up.  But perhaps the opening quote is his worst crime.  You see how sneaky this kind of guy is.  He’s uses words like “History” but what he’s really talking about is the Internet.

What everyone thinks this guy is doing is just talking shit but what’s really going on is he’s actually passing subliminal messages to the savages.  It took me 30 years to break this code but I’ve finally done it.  Yah baby the truth is out now, can’t hide anymore.

The decoded message is as follows:

There is a lot of bullshit on the Internet, that’s why it has a funky smell.  If you like to be confused that’s good, it’s confusing—so far it’s pretty mundane but he’s about to give the location of the hidden key to the savages, I’m not kidding, keep reading or it’s the end of the world—If you don’t like the funky smell you can clean it up a bit with some fact checking exercises like independent verification.—OK I have a lot of money invested in this ride someone shut him up!—Don’t always get sucked in by the hype.  Focus on what’s important and use a little common sense.

Perhaps the greatest crime of the century is Chomsky is still alive.  If the under crust of savages gets there hands on this the gig is up.  I’m half considering running for mayor on the platform of kicking this guys ass.

Everything is cool though, I mean think about it, if it took me 30 years to crack this code it’ll take the savages at least another few days.  That should give us enough time to get the rest of these explosives in place.