The Yellow Ratio

We’ve been here before.  We keep making the same mistakes.  These events can only lead on place.  Those three statements share on thing, they all imply a pattern.

By it’s definition a pattern is something you can predict.  Here’s another pattern.  It has a big name which I will just shorten to Hero.  This is a very cool pattern and it was first articulated in a meaningful way by Joseph Campbell.

I’m not a mathematician but I’ll try to sum up hero for the sake of not sucking.  Hero would be a person really knows how to kick some ass, and if he or she is cool, even better.  Hero usually has a buddy or a guide, cause even Hero needs a hand sometimes.  But this is only part of the pattern.

The next guy to pick up on this pattern and cash in was George Lucas.  He scooped up all of the Hero pattern he could find and sold it for big bucks.  But he’s not the first and unfortunately after he let the cat out of the bag Hero was being sold everywhere.

As we learned later there is more to this pattern.  You See for the Hero and buddy part of the pattern to actually exist at all you need the next part.  Villain or Conflict, these two can be interchangeable or they can be the same thing, it’s a tricky pattern.

Lastly after Hero and buddy go—usually there is some kind of journey to the location ass kicking will happen at, no one wants a mess on the kitchen floor—kick Villain and/or Conflict’s ass the last part of the pattern becomes visible.  The last part of the pattern, which you can only see after the VCAK is complete is the return of home coming.  This is usually the point where Hero hands out all the gold he got when he kicked ass to his fans, it’s also when he takes out the last few guys he missed when he kicked the ass of everyone Villain/Conflict knew.

In the End Hero is usually a real dick or a bunch of real dicks who kicked some other dicks ass with the help of some dick.  A lot of people who recognize this pattern say that just it’s existence is proof positive that we are assholes.  Fuck them.  The truth lies in another pattern, one most people think is unrelated but the latest scientific data is starting to reveal that without it the Hero wouldn’t have gotten out of the “N-VP” starting gate, let alone kicked ass.

This pattern is the Yellow Ratio.  There is a detailed mathematical explanation for the pattern up on the AP web site but I’m not posting a link to that, I’m afraid of snail mail.  I’m pretty sure the people giving information away free at wiki are to stupid to sue me, they probably can’t even read so I’ll post a link to the guy who discovered the Yellow Ratio by accident.  James George Frazer was investigating the murder of some priests in Nimi.  He didn’t have a lot of evidence so he started looking around.  He took notes on everything, way to many and basically everyone forgot about the priests and got really bored.

But some people took a look through these notes and saw the pattern and made the connection.  If you apply numerology to the equation you realize it’s a secret code.  But the code doesn’t mention who killed the priest so to bad James.  It doesn’t tell us who Villain or Conflict is either, but it does tell us the zip code for the hospital they were born at.  That’s why the cause of the dead priest is still technically open.

If you apply numerology to this zip code you get your answer.  You see the whole reason we need Hero is because of Villain or Conflict, is because they took our cargo.  When we ran out of trunk space we put the burden we didn't have room for on the curb or rock or tree or dog next to the car.  A black man came and stole our burden and then sold it to a white guy for more than it was worth.  In turn the white guy, feeling really stupid he payed so much money for what amounts to a worthless pill of used Sarah McLachlan LP’s, got so pissed off he took them to another black man’s—This guy wasn’t actually black he was Mexican.  His name was Victory Chavez, initials VC, you see how intricate this web is now yeah?—house on the far side of town, hid them under some tires then found us, offered to get them back at a price.  With our blessing and most of the money we had put aside to by an SUV to avoid this cargo issue in the first place, white man went across town, kicked kicked VC’s ass and came back with our LP’s.

This all worked out pretty well in the end except that white man, upon his return took half of the LP’s for himself and then kicked our ass for leaving them on the curb or tree or dog.

Also I don’t own a record player so the half I got back are totally useless anyway.

Never the less this pattern repeats in perpetuity.  This is a scientifically proven universal truth.  You go half way around the world to kick ass unless you know where the Sarah Mclachlan LP’s are.

From this context it’s not a big leap at all to see that the real authors of star wars are the same people who brought us tasty wheat.  Once again proving the Global Conspiracy exists.