Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lakeland rivial moves 10 miles

Forced to leave because the people of Lakeland are really "scared of the voodoo" the Lakeland Revival will be shifting to Auburndale Life Church about 10 miles away starting April 24th.

As increasing numbers of worshipers and the curious flock into Lakeland, the mostly Pagan township is beginning to lose it's cool.

"Who stole the tattoo gun," an unidentified source close to someone who knows the mayor said under conditions of anonymity. "They've got to the piercing guns too, we're pretty sure.

According to someone else, there is a lot of concern that more people will come. "It's been four weeks and they just keep coming, and we're running out of jewelery."

"It's like some kind of awakening or something," a young man said near a tent. "As if I was asleep and then I woke up."

Profound words to be sure, but perhaps the most amazing aspect of this event is the shear scale of foreclosure healers who have brought hope to many people who have been feeling like, "mortgages just got to scary so God moved out of town."

"When Politicians fail us we turn to God and let the chips fall where they may." said a wise old lady, also near a tent.

I guess as long as God is handling everything we there is nothing to worry about.

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