McCain checks on Columbians state of readiness

Because we all like to believe we're a winner, John McCain is making a preemptive trip to Columbian to make sure the Drug Warriors are ready to kick Chavez's ass when the Jews go.

The Arizona senator also is framing the trade debate as a
national security issue and highlights the need to boost the economies of U.S. trading partners as a way to help the economy,
control illegal immigration and curb drug trafficking.

"It turns out American's like drugs so now it's more important to make sure the money Columbia is getting to kick Chavez's ass is covered by one of the Terror things." says an unconfirmed source quoted by someone else we think.

McCain said the trip was not political, though his campaign
is paying for it. "It's more about my ability to govern as
president, my ability to lead,'' he said. Since his admission he can't use a computer McCain has been looking pretty stupid, and since no one has a clue why we're talking about free trade with Columbia it's a pretty good place to hide.

An Add close to the campaign might have said. "We should have stayed in Mexico gas is really cheap there."