Poll: Screw Conservation it was boring anyway

According to a new poll all you have to do to fix the world is raise gas prices. While many expected higher gas prices the spur conservation and the search for alternate energies a new AP poll suggests that people didn't really want to conserve and drilling in the oceans and stuff is way more fun, especially on drugs.

One man on condition of anonymity said, "Yes me and the wife have a hybrid, it was fun at first but now it's boring," he continued. "we like the ocean and stuff, but drilling is cool too."