Raid Warning: New Plan

Dude check it out I have a plan. You see we're going to tell these people that their dads brother was a prick and he kept trying to kill him and all his sons are trying to kill them.

OK then we are going to tell them that the God who made them hates them unless they do exactly what he says.

OK now we are going to create a system where everything is built on only 10% of what it's supposed to be built on, so like a house of cards it can come tumbling down if we pull out one card.

OK NOW it gets good.

We're going to them that God already decided they would both fight in the desert and because of this fight everyone would be killed and all those assholes they can't stand will go somewhere bad and burn forever and they will go to a place so excellent it would never be possible to build it on earth.

OK then we give one of them some stuff the other one needs, but they can only get it through the house of cards.

OK now we get these guys really addicted to this stuff and then instead of taking away the stuff we just pull out this card here.

What do you think? Good plan?

Best part is if the plan fails we can make a movie about it cause seriously it's a good plan.