The Yellow Ratio

We’ve been here before.  We keep making the same mistakes.  These events can only lead on place.  Those three statements share on thing, they all imply a pattern.

By it’s definition a pattern is something you can predict.  Here’s another pattern.  It has a big name which I will just shorten to Hero.  This is a very cool pattern and it was first articulated in a meaningful way by Joseph Campbell.

I’m not a mathematician but I’ll try to sum up hero for the sake of not sucking.  Hero would be a person really knows how to kick some ass, and if he or she is cool, even better.  Hero usually has a buddy or a guide, cause even Hero needs a hand sometimes.  But this is only part of the pattern.

The next guy to pick up on this pattern and cash in was George Lucas.  He scooped up all of the Hero pattern he could find and sold it for big bucks.  But he’s not the first and unfortunately after he let the cat out of the bag Hero was being sold everywhere.

As we learned later there is more to this pattern.  You See for the Hero and buddy part of the pattern to actually exist at all you need the next part.  Villain or Conflict, these two can be interchangeable or they can be the same thing, it’s a tricky pattern.

Lastly after Hero and buddy go—usually there is some kind of journey to the location ass kicking will happen at, no one wants a mess on the kitchen floor—kick Villain and/or Conflict’s ass the last part of the pattern becomes visible.  The last part of the pattern, which you can only see after the VCAK is complete is the return of home coming.  This is usually the point where Hero hands out all the gold he got when he kicked ass to his fans, it’s also when he takes out the last few guys he missed when he kicked the ass of everyone Villain/Conflict knew.

In the End Hero is usually a real dick or a bunch of real dicks who kicked some other dicks ass with the help of some dick.  A lot of people who recognize this pattern say that just it’s existence is proof positive that we are assholes.  Fuck them.  The truth lies in another pattern, one most people think is unrelated but the latest scientific data is starting to reveal that without it the Hero wouldn’t have gotten out of the “N-VP” starting gate, let alone kicked ass.

This pattern is the Yellow Ratio.  There is a detailed mathematical explanation for the pattern up on the AP web site but I’m not posting a link to that, I’m afraid of snail mail.  I’m pretty sure the people giving information away free at wiki are to stupid to sue me, they probably can’t even read so I’ll post a link to the guy who discovered the Yellow Ratio by accident.  James George Frazer was investigating the murder of some priests in Nimi.  He didn’t have a lot of evidence so he started looking around.  He took notes on everything, way to many and basically everyone forgot about the priests and got really bored.

But some people took a look through these notes and saw the pattern and made the connection.  If you apply numerology to the equation you realize it’s a secret code.  But the code doesn’t mention who killed the priest so to bad James.  It doesn’t tell us who Villain or Conflict is either, but it does tell us the zip code for the hospital they were born at.  That’s why the cause of the dead priest is still technically open.

If you apply numerology to this zip code you get your answer.  You see the whole reason we need Hero is because of Villain or Conflict, is because they took our cargo.  When we ran out of trunk space we put the burden we didn't have room for on the curb or rock or tree or dog next to the car.  A black man came and stole our burden and then sold it to a white guy for more than it was worth.  In turn the white guy, feeling really stupid he payed so much money for what amounts to a worthless pill of used Sarah McLachlan LP’s, got so pissed off he took them to another black man’s—This guy wasn’t actually black he was Mexican.  His name was Victory Chavez, initials VC, you see how intricate this web is now yeah?—house on the far side of town, hid them under some tires then found us, offered to get them back at a price.  With our blessing and most of the money we had put aside to by an SUV to avoid this cargo issue in the first place, white man went across town, kicked kicked VC’s ass and came back with our LP’s.

This all worked out pretty well in the end except that white man, upon his return took half of the LP’s for himself and then kicked our ass for leaving them on the curb or tree or dog.

Also I don’t own a record player so the half I got back are totally useless anyway.

Never the less this pattern repeats in perpetuity.  This is a scientifically proven universal truth.  You go half way around the world to kick ass unless you know where the Sarah Mclachlan LP’s are.

From this context it’s not a big leap at all to see that the real authors of star wars are the same people who brought us tasty wheat.  Once again proving the Global Conspiracy exists.

The Greatest Story I ever told - Information Super Bullshit

I think studying science is a good way to get into fields like history. The reason is, you learn what an argument means, you learn what evidence is, you learn what makes sense to postulate and when, what's going to be convincing. You internalize the modes of rational inquiry, which happen to be much more advanced in the sciences than anywhere else. On the other hand, applying relativity theory to history isn't going to get you anywhere. So it's a mode of thinking.

The above is a quote from the evil information conspiracy known as the Wikipedia.  They are the words of anarchy.  OK wait they are the words of an anarchist.  One of the most quoted and referred to anarchists, or people for that matter, the evil tyrant Noam Chomsky.  OK he never managed to take over the world so tyrant is pushing it, lets slap another label on him and see if it sticks.  Dissident, yah that’s a good one.

This guy is a criminal for sure, he opposes war and stupidity, so right off the bat he should have been locked up.  But perhaps the opening quote is his worst crime.  You see how sneaky this kind of guy is.  He’s uses words like “History” but what he’s really talking about is the Internet.

What everyone thinks this guy is doing is just talking shit but what’s really going on is he’s actually passing subliminal messages to the savages.  It took me 30 years to break this code but I’ve finally done it.  Yah baby the truth is out now, can’t hide anymore.

The decoded message is as follows:

There is a lot of bullshit on the Internet, that’s why it has a funky smell.  If you like to be confused that’s good, it’s confusing—so far it’s pretty mundane but he’s about to give the location of the hidden key to the savages, I’m not kidding, keep reading or it’s the end of the world—If you don’t like the funky smell you can clean it up a bit with some fact checking exercises like independent verification.—OK I have a lot of money invested in this ride someone shut him up!—Don’t always get sucked in by the hype.  Focus on what’s important and use a little common sense.

Perhaps the greatest crime of the century is Chomsky is still alive.  If the under crust of savages gets there hands on this the gig is up.  I’m half considering running for mayor on the platform of kicking this guys ass.

Everything is cool though, I mean think about it, if it took me 30 years to crack this code it’ll take the savages at least another few days.  That should give us enough time to get the rest of these explosives in place.

 

Fair Use and the Freedom of information

 Freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed - else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die.  ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

No I haven’t verified this really is a quote from Ike at all, I just got on a soap box this morning by accident and shit I pulled up the almighty google and typed “WTF”.  Sometimes just throwing your arms in the air and screaming really is the best way to get things done.

Sometimes large companies or organizations just throw a lawsuit or legal action at the wall to see if it will stick.  Sometimes this is a test of social awareness, sometimes it’s to see if some sleepy judge is still awake or has expired on his bench and no one noticed.

ABC News is running another story about the 800 pound Gorilla, he’s been at it again.  He’s got a pretty good idea where the bananas are but instead of going for them he’s decided to rush the bars of the cage and with both his mighty hands shake the cage with all his might and scream his war cry.

He’s not really doing it because he thinks he’ll get a banana, they are on the far end of his compound.  He’s been here long enough and done this many times and by experience he knows the cage won’t pop open.

He likes to see the women scream and the big tough men jump back from the barrier.  He especially enjoys the moments after when the men pretend they didn’t just shit there pants.

When the AP sent a letter Roger Cadenhead, author of the Drudge Retort @ drudge.com.  Later they found the bananas and tossed them at him.

The problem is a two pronged one.

On the one hand we have a free open and mostly unregulated system of communication, miscommunication, information and dis/misinformation and people are using it to get the truth and the lies out at an ever increasing rate.  On of it’s most exciting aspects is the ability to cut and paste anyones BS and include it into your BS, or even better yet in place of your BS all together.

On the other hand you have Gorillas and they like to see ladies jump and scream.

What’s at stake?  Bananas of course.  Oh and a little something something called Section 107 of “The Copyright Law” not to be confused with “The Tonight Show”.

107 is Fair Use and the basic fist of it is that as long as I don’t take all the bananas, I’m not trying to sell them and the bananas aren’t organic I can do whatever the hell I want to with them and all the jumping women and screaming and shaking of the cage isn’t going to change this.

You see it’s clear out country is going to hell in a gorilla cage sure, it’s also clear all the judges and politicians and giant corporations not only have all the bananas and never intended to give us any because we’re savages BUT it’s also clear that there’s no way in hell this 800 pound Gorilla is expecting to get another banana from rattling his cage.

Once in a while stuff like this slips by and it’s worth taking a shot because if a banana does fall when you shake the cage it’s going to be pretty hard for anyone to take it away from you and it’ll probably be pretty big.

No matter what  you think of authority, and most of it is true, there is always someone else standing behind them with another point of view.  Once in a while these guys push hard enough and something good comes out of the discourse.

This is what the web is all about discourse.  The power of copy/paste is an important one and a fundamental right under the constitution of cyber sex.  Regulating what people can and can’t copy/paste is akin to regulating alt/tab or cntl/alt/del, it’s just not going to happen, even if the Gorilla is sleeping with the zoo keeper.

The bottom line is section 107 of the blah blah blah exists because 150 million women in dresses can kick the crap out of a Gorilla even if he’s 800 pounds.

The strength of our free thoughts and the power of our finger tips puts us in a time beyond understanding only a few decades ago.  People from all walks of life and all back grounds, the rich and the poor now have or should have access to more information and knowledge than was available to the elite only a short time ago.

For every generation it has been a “critical time” in our social development or but now it’s different we have copy/paste.  It’s like fricken genesis all over again.

…and Roger looked down upon his blog, and he saw that it was good.

I’ll be honest I haven’t even read Roger’s blog I am a little blog logged at the moment, but I am going to give him a nod here because it sounds like he’s grand master junk on the alt-c,alt/tab,alt-p charts.

Here lies Jack Williams

That’s part of a quote attributed to Harry Truman, though I never bothered to confirm it.  It popped up today as I searched for something unrelated and at the time it was funny enough for me to remember it.

33 was the man.  He succeeded FDR post terminus to the throne.  Once in power and angered by an attempted coup d’état by Robert Taft and Fred Hartley he decides to nuke Japan in an attempt to secure his power.  This bold action not only helped form the foundation of a new, democratic Japan, it secured his control over the American people who unanimously elected him president for life on the sole condition he stopped whistling on tour.

Truman was later accused of waffling on the human rights practices in government, because he desegregated the military then kicked all the communists out of government.  When asked about this later by reporters he simply replied, “I don’t like waffles.”

After single handedly ending the war he founded the United Nations and with his wing man Marshal Plan at his side set out to rebuild Europe.  This was exhausting work and upon his return Harry was bed ridden with a cold.  War however waits for no man so after a visit with the family Truman’s Doctr in due course and feeling much better he decided to kick the shit out of the Koreans.

After returning from Korea he instituted reforms including free fur coats and deep freezers for all senior staff and mandatory price fixing and bribery at the IRS.

One day claiming a divine insight he resigned from office and began construction of a great library.  The initial design was scrapped several times.  Quoted after the building was completed and the ground consecrated with the blood of Daniel Patrick Moynihan, “if you lay on your side and blink really fast the building is almost fully obtuse”.