The funniest shit I have ever seen in my life was Bill O'rielly and Karl Rover talk about the bias of liberal media.Not that liberal isn't just as biased as any other media but.
O'Rielly is good for a laugh if you can keep your head from exploding but I had to clean my shorts after his interview with Karl Rover about not showing up for senate hearing.
I'm starting to think these two guys are lover. Not whips and chains lover, but like an old married couple, who just love each others company.
BUT COME ON PLEASE!
They get into this nice comfortable rhythm an smile talking about 'how come people in LA are haters'
Get me a spoon so I can pop an eye out please. Fuckin Liberal critics in LA right! Bill will Sneer at you ALL!
Rove: "It was like Satan dropping into the southern baptist meeting, they weren't exactly pleased to see me but they were intrigued"
Karl.. Buddy what are you trying to say about southern Baptists? Satan intrigues them?
Calling the [liberal media] 'critics' in LA ill-informed. Karl FSN now this is the big time news, not weather buddy.
ROVE: "they said why do you refuse to testify, I said look I've not invoked any privilege. The White House has revoked an executive privilege."
Blaming the president because you forgot to set you alarm is UNCOOL, even if he's a dick and you bailed on him.
The Constitutional Authority... not to have his aids testify
Karl... please not testify doesn't mean ignore a subpoena it means stfu. You are supposed to go there and then STFU not break the law asshole. This is FSN bitch get your facts straight WTF.
It's about this point in the interview I am convinced O'Rielly has his dick in his hand, play it backwards you can hear him moaning in the background. No don't.
ROVE: blah blah blah
O'Rielly: "They want to get you up there and mock you"
Bill, my man, the country needs more excitement in congress, celebrity roast congress style, don't get in the way of progress.
It's hard to pause this shit I get still frames of these two looking at each other in that way it's freaking me out a little, not that I oppose gay marriage but, well they aren't pretty men.
O'Rielly: after talking about how long he's been a total ass "Why is the media, especially the print media so left wing in this country?"
When Rove inhales like this... I never said wind bag.
ROVE: "I think it's a relatively recent phenomenon, they're all well educated, they go to the same schools and they share the same values... they have a herd mentality and they are center left."
Haha Herd mentality. Are you guys going to let him talk to you like that. If I was part of your herd I would kick this old fucker in the head for talking down to my people like that, cut off his nuts.
Herd mentality haha owned.
O'Rielly: "How 'bout the hatred, how 'bout the hatred, how 'bout that. How 'bout the hatred."
Guys please stop hating on Bill he puts up a tough front but he's going to cry soon. Don't hate on Bills woman either, just stop being mean!
O'Rielly: "it's into, look O'Rielly we hate you, why do you hate me, it's the most successful program in cable history... We have lots of points of view, it's a fun thing..."
Shut up, SHUT UP, just shut up. Lots of points of view, this is the part when it all starts sounding like farting noses to me.
ROVE: "It's envy bitch, I'll make it go away baby I love you."
They know it's still OK for two men to get married in Cali. I think Mitt Romney's state too but I have to check, who the fuck is he again?

